I have more important things to do right now

holyviners:

It’s so sad that someone who gave the world so much happiness, couldn’t find it for himself.

You’re free now, genie.

Forever missed, forever loved.

Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year’s resolutions.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I just spent $87 in hearing test copays to clinically prove my 4yo is just ignoring me.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

Yes, yes, yes but did anyone ask him WHY he was crossing the road? This is just one big waste of time

Yes, yes, yes but did anyone ask him WHY he was crossing the road? This is just one big waste of time

Some of you are actually really attractive. Like wtf are you doing on the internet?

Renoirs (via renoirs)

wannajoke:

I need help

wannajoke:

I need help

secondhandroses:

Meryl Streep bringing enjoy to the world since June 22, 1949

HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY MERYL STREEP

She is the best of the best!

nicknames: cities (part 1)

Me: I wish boys would notice me
Boy: hi
Me: not you go away

aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad